February 2, 2010

Another day, another $976.30!!

So here's what I want to know:  Why is it that when a PERSON gets diarrhea, they go to the pharmacy, spend $5 on Imodium and within half an hour they're partying in the hot tub... but when a CAT gets diarrhea, it requires three trips to the vet, blood tests, rectal swabs, x-rays, intravienous fluids and hospitalization?

Of course, I am wondering this after spending a whopping $976.30 at the vet when I found Baby sleeping in her own feces, lethargic and just generally looking (and smelling!!) miserable.  Here are how the costs broke down:


JANUARY 28TH
 - Initial consultation:  $51.00
 - 1/2 day hospitalization:  $27.30
(They did not have enough staff on hand to run the tests while I was there, so I had to pay to have them "hospitalize" her - i.e. stick her in a cage - until they take some blood)
 - X-rays (top and side views):  $89.00
 - Blood tests, general:  $104.00
 - Duplocilline injection:  $19.22
 - Rectal swab:  $37.50
 - Fecal analysis:  $26.00
 - Lab analysis of cultures:  $80.60
(Yes, you read this correctly, I have to pay for the vet do to the fecal analysis and then pay AGAIN for them to send it out to the lab for a second opinion)
 - Fluroscene test:  $15.00
(This is actually something I asked for, because the 3rd membrane in her eyes looked wonky and based on all her vision problems I wanted to catch any issues early - sure enough, she has ulcers again!)
 - Taxes:  $57.89
SUB-TOTAL      $507.51


JANUARY 29TH
 - Intraveinous fluids:  $93.50
 - Intraveinous fluids, maintenance: $37.00
(Because this is not covered in the above cost!?!?)
 - FIV/FLV test:  $75.22
(Every time I go to the vet, they always insist I have this test done, but since I screen all my cats before bringing them in the house, there is like a 0.0000001% chance they could possibly have lukemia or aids, but they always sucker me into doing the test, and as usual it came out negative!)
 - Administration of oral medication:  $7.50
(This is apparently the fee for the 5 seconds it takes to make a cat swallow a pill... which works out to $90/minute or $5,400/hr.!!!) 
 - Ampicilline 500mg injection:  $15.04
 - 1 can of food:  $1.72
 - 1 day hospitalization:  $47.25
(There are some motels around here that are cheaper!!)
 - Administration of oral medication:  $7.50
(Blows me away that I have to pay $7.50 every time they shove a pill down her throat!!)
 - Taxes:  $45.84
SUB-TOTAL      $330.57


JANUARY 30TH
 - New "special" food (2.72 kg):  $28.28
(This is $10.39/kg, which is cheaper than fresh salmon)
 - Safe-guard (Antibiotic):  $12.23
 - Cypro-heptadine (appetite stimulant):  $14.95
 - Florentero (Activia for cats):  $22.00
 - Gancyclovir (eye drops):  $45.00
(The drops are not even in stock, but I have to pay for them before they will place the order, like I am some kind of deadbeat!)
 - Taxes:  $15.77
SUB-TOTAL     $138.23

This is Baby at the vet.  She is clearly not pleased about her circumstances - but at least SHE didn't have to pay the bill!!  A friend suggested that I am the "America's Most Wanted" of the veterinary world:  They all have photos of me in their offices and when I walk through the door, they suggest every test under the sun, because they know I will do whatever I can to help animals in need.  Sometimes I wonder if they ARE just taking advantage of me, or if all this "medicine" is really necessary... Next time I may just crush up an Imodium and put it in the food.

On a side note, would you believe that on the Imodium website, they actually have a Bathroom Finder?  Like someone who has it so bad is going to log onto the Imodium site to find the nearest bathroom as opposed to... I dunno... OPENING THEIR EYES???  Only in America!!